Our Defecator-in-Chief

In response to the seven million Americans who showed up for the No Kings march on October 18th, Dumb Don out-dumbed himself.  He released an AI video of himself as King Trump, our Defecator-in-Chief. 

In the video, he puts on a crown, pilots a fighter jet called King Trump—exactly what he’s accused of being—and then, showing himself to be full of nothing but shit, in one dump he drops a load big enough to cover the nation.  Our Defecator-in Chief is DOA, Defecating on America.

DOA Don wants us to know that shit is all he’s got. 

Crazier still, his DOA load is a massive flow of diarrhea, showing that, as the Italians love to say, his stronzo is malfato.  Which tells us everything about his inner workings!

Using the Kenny Loggins song as he craps, he says his diarrhea is taking America into the Danger Zone.  That’s for sure.  With a Defecator-in-Chief who is so malfato that his mission is to cover all America with a Niagara Falls of diarrhea, we are in the Danger Zone all right!

And, when Don says all, he means all.  Our Defecator-in-Chief is telling MAGA people that they too, like all Americans, are also in the Danger Zone.  DOA Don doesn’t distinguish.  His dump slushes all over MAGA like everyone else!  MAGA can’t escape.  DOA Don lives to pour his stinking effluvia on everyone.  And everything, like his White House ballroom!

DOA is exactly the message Putin wants Don to broadcast about himself.  And America. 

Publius has shown endlessly for a decade how DOA Don’s intellectual incontinence stinks up everything it touches.  Including his precious self image.

Clearly DOA Don agrees!